Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card (Cold Beers)Category: Japanese Birthday CardSend a distinctive birthday greeting to a friend, family member, and more with this card featuring an illustration of a six pack of beer. The message on the front of the card reads, "A BIRTHDAY POEM: May the beer be cold...." Open the card to reveal the inside message, "...and also, you're old. The end." The card measures 7.2 inches long by 5 inches wide made with high quality cardstock paper; an envelope is included. All Hallmark cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. Shoebox greetings are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely. Hallmark was founded in 1910 when 18-year-old J.C. Hall arrived in Kansas City, Missouri, with a couple of shoeboxes of postcards under his arm and the American dream in his heart. Hallmark greeting cards are sold online and in nearly 40,000 retail stores across the globe and people continue to recognize the iconic Hallmark brand as "the very best."